i’m a workout maniac

I can’t believe what just happened. I just worked out 3 days in a row. Not to mention I lost another 1.8 lbs thanks to the first two workout days. I pretty much rock and a half. You know what else rocks? New IMPE. I won’t call it ARC because that sounds more stupid when you pronounce the acronym, and using the actual name is too long, not to mention I’m not 100% sure what it is. That place is amazing. It was my first non-basketball visit, upon which I learned that EVERY cardio machine has cable TV. Yeah, that’s what I said. I stepped up on the elliptical on Thursday and rather than work out, I watched SportsCenter and burned 375 calories. It was rather exciting because they were talking about the possible Peavy to the White Sox trade (which never happened, bummer).

OK, back to me, because don’t forget, I rock and a half. I did 30 minutes on the elliptical before lunch on Thursday, followed up by some Mexican for lunch. That was Linnea’s fault. I didn’t feel bad, even after the unnecessary chips ‘n salsa and Corona Light, because I worked out. Then, Friday afternoon I played basketball. Basketball has to be the most energy consuming thing I do. It’s like my arms have liquid sleeves on them (I know, it’s gross, but it allows me to slip off my defender and rock and a half the basket with my impecable mid-range touch). THEN, I golfed 9 holes this morning. Not only did I golf these holes, but I walked them, carrying my quite heavy golf bag. I used to walk all the time, which was never a problem. The 3 workouts in a row must have done me in because I was seriously dragging out there. I started out playing really well (for me, bogey golf), but I got so worn out I quintuple bogeyed a hole (3 shots in the same bunker). Ouch. Definitely didn’t rock and a half that. Anyway, I scored a free brat (wasn’t cheating due to my extra WW points for working out), but then Linnea and I picked up a “take and bake” pizza from Sam’s Club, so we cheated after all today. Oh well. I’m not too worried about it since the only cheating we did was the pizza for dinner. Everything else was within the usual points.

Finally, to wrap up with some business. It has come to my attention that certain people think they shouldn’t sign up for fatsoforum.com because they’re not a fatso. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, non-fatsos are extremely important to the success of all the fatsos, so please register and post something!!!